so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
The hardest part about being a child of divorce is when you're at your dad's house but your condoms are at your mom's house.
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
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