What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
"Bring the kids" is the most terrifying 3 words I've ever heard in my life.
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
Just woke up with the taste of tequila, weed, and cigarettes in my mouth spooning a friend I haven't seen since college wearing one contact and one ankle sock. I hate myself.
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