Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
I just got hit by a car. I'm fine; I'll be to the bars in about 15
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
Lack of response to this text gains you a half hour of freedom before I initiate operations to conclude you are not, in fact, comatose. You requested no mercy.
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
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