He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
If a fat man falls in the shower and nobody is in the apartment, does his pride still hurt? Answer: yes
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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