Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
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I think I just agreed to be an escort for an Asian guy who's gonna be in the city next weekend before he moves back to Shanghai...
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
i know it looks like there's pee in the mayo jar in the fridge but i promise it's just apple juice that wouldn't fit in the jug after i added the booze.
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Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
I'm both gender and math confused
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