Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
I'm afraid we're only dating because we're too lazy to look for anyone else.
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
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She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
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I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
I think I should just be a madame. Fuck it.
I'm just gonna post fliers on telephone poles like, "who wantsta be a hooooooe?!"
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
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