new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
I should be sponsored by Trojan
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
We knew we were dealing with a pro when some random guy at the bar thew you over his shoulder and you still didn't spill your drink
Strangely enough, that's not the first time that's happened
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
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