I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
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i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
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Just walk up to him nice, spread your legs like smooth peanut butter on toast and scream "LOOK AT MY BEAVER! LOOK AT IT!!"
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
I just got offered free tattoos if I smuggle some guns from OKC to Dallas for a guy in the hells angels
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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