I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
Also since my birthday I've on average fucked a new guy every 12.5 days. I'm doing an excel spreadsheet
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
Randomize
