I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
Remember that pineapple I soaked in vodka last month? Just found it- nothing is growing on it? Think it's safe?
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
She has the best kind of daddy issues
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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