Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
My Blind Date Arrived. She looks like something I'd draw with my left hand.
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
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Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
he's washing the lighter in the sink and telling me to picture unicorns. requesting backup.
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
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Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
your phone died, so you started bawling in the bar
yeah that sounds like me
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
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