the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
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He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
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Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
I just asked my mom if I could be the drunk realitive at the reunion. She said as long as I'm not obvious.
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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