walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
He asked if I wanted to blow his flute? Please call me and pretend there is a family emergency!!!
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
areolas are like halos for boobs.
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
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