8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
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You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
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Sorry bro I thought you were kidding. If I'm actually jerking off I usually said "Just a sec getting dressed" or something
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
Fun Fact: I do not remember what its like to be sober between drinking off and on for two weeks at my "vacation" and being on painkillers for my mouth now
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
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