Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
I am going to ride along with a cop tonight so please don't get arrested because that would be super awkward for me.
I'm out of town so we should be golden.
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
Sexting Captain while emailing my eharmony match about my low key weekend is hard.
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
She couldn't understand why my walking in on her 70 year old parents ruined any chance of a boner for at least an hour. I think she's too slow for me to fornicate with.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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