i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
Shame - the story of my life.
Randomize