Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
I'm tuning in to watch Heidi Montag crash and burn on the Miss Universe Pageant. Somebody call 911. and I'm not talking about the Sean Kingston song.
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im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
You know what's fun. When your getting a new mattress and you forget you put your vibrator under your old mattress and the moving guy finds it
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I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
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