Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
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