whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
one two three fourrrrnication!
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
Im at a party and this guy hitting on me just showed me his 'caution choking hazard' tattoo right above his penis. There goes any chance he had of getting laid tonight.
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
Highlight of my weekend: having my card suspended due to "suspicious charges" and standing in line at the gas station yelling at customer service on the phone that I really did go to 4 different strip clubs in one night
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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