you guys were way drunker than both of me
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
we saw you sitting at the door of the dorm trashed, wrapped in DANGER tape with a stolen balloon around your wrist
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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