So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
So after tonight I now have 6 Harry Potter movies left to get laid to. Before tonight it was 8. Fucking right
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
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