I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
Note to self: Do not bring gift bag with cock ring inside to family Christmas. Leave to unwrap at home.
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
NoShamevember. You game?
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
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