I wannas sexs uuuuu
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
I wanna tell red shirt guy I'm pregnant and use the abortion money for Coachella.
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
She makes walking on a treadmill look like a porno. I wish I could send over shots as an ice breaker.
That's effing brilliant. We should start a business.
How many tongue depressors should I need to steal from urgent care to make samurai armor?
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
I told her we had to stay at the bar until at least midnight because that's when my direct deposit hit, don't tell me i'm not responsible
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
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