Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Get condoms and clear your schedule for the night. I'm bringing chinese food!
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
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It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
all i care about is the story behind my toaster ending up in the microwave
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
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Drunk life lesson just learned the hard way: do not try to play hump the great dane. He may take you up on it.
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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