Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
So it turns out there are pros and cons to having a broken wrist. Pro: I can give amazing blowjobs with my left hand. Con: I just had to open a packet of crisps with scissors.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
I just hooked up with the same bartender my dad cheated on my mom with in the 90s. Not sure how this makes me feel.
family traditions my good sir
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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