3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
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Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
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She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
Hey will pizza rolls help if you accidentally get a diabetic chihuahua drunk?
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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