He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
Hey can you send me a copy of my mugshot? I need it to prove a point
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
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