great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
I mixed the ketchup wit the mustard in one bottle to save time making hotdogs
Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
Well my unnaturally hairy chest finally came in handy. It took at least an hour to shave the american flag into my chest but I definitely went America all over that party
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
What the fuck dude? Now it's a "who is this?" convo going back and forth. Like... helllloooo you just sent me a picture of your penis! I'm entitled to ask who the fuck it is. I can't verify an identity by a body part.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
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