quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
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