love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
Randomize
