Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
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