I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
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I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
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We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
I once broke a mans heart just to get laid by a premature ejaculator
She keeps comparing me to her favorite dildo and I don’t know if I’m flattered or creeped out
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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