How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
yeah so this exboyfriend of yours reckons you're still together and he punched me in the face cos i slept with you last week. you might wanna have a word with him or at a minimum change your facebook status.
Im sitting next to shitfaced santa at the cuse game. My plan to be on television is now flawless
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
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