The bar is so dead the tender gave us free shots for staying. They mixed 2pac and phil collins. That's worth at least three shots.
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
dear sober me, don't br the first to open the fridge in the morning
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
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All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
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IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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