Trimmed my pubes and broke your paper shredder. Separate events.
Note to self. Condoms are not microwavable.
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
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Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
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It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
I was just told that I'm the Sherlock Holmes of drunken sex. I'll take it.
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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