And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
Drunk off five beers on a Tuesday. I'm not sure which part of that statement is more sad
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This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
I walked down to the adult beverage store and got two bottles of jim beam and s shooter of crwon black label because we didn't have any Tylenol
Fuck that must be a crazy sunburn.
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
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FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
So in hindsight, going through the McDonald's drive thru plastered at 4 a.m. on stolen bikes was a bad idea.
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