Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
I can't tell if your life is amazing or needs reevaluation when "did I get hit with a nightstick" is a legitimate question.
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
I never truly understood the phrase ball is life until I started having to balance NBA finals and all these men with balls i'd like to handle.
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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