we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
I just gave my mom some ones that look like they've probably been in some strippers cooter. Oops.
Haha. Just tell your mom not to smell them
Hey mom, most of this money I'm giving you is in ones. Don't ask why and whatever you do don't smell them.
Sounds legit to me.
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
I woke up in a front yard I didn't recognize to a grandma tapping me with her foot. What was in that punch?
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
I have betrayed my no carb ways & I can feel it.
Embrace it. Come over to the dark side. I'll feed you muffins while stroking your hair.
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
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