none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
Unless I'm getting a singing midget telegram, I'm not going to smile
During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
Aren't you glad we're at the point in our relationship where I don't even ask why you're hiding in the cabinet?
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
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