Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
how do i say, "my ex is going to be at this party so don't look like shit" without sounding like a bitch?
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
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