I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
I'm gonna keep a minimum of five drink promise to myself
You mean maximum 5?
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
honestly, fuck you guys. i'm gonna get drunk by myself
Randomize
