you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
And for the fourth year in a row Christmas has ended in tears, yelling and me drinking. This is officially our longest running Christmas tradition.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
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Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
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I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
Those nachos came to me in a dream
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
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