Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
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