it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
you got kicked out last night because right after you said "whats up?" to us, you downed your whole vodka ton and threw it across the bar.
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
The nun costume is coming back hard and it still has glitter and the smell of Vegas on it.
Best. Text. Ever.
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
I'm just sitting here drunk and eating peas because my life sucks
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
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