I have the sudden urge to buy a Snuggie and wear it to the grocery store.
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
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We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
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Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
I drunkenly said, "That's my future father-in-law!" And everyone made an uncomfortable / disgusted face... including the aforementioined future father-in-law. Maybe I should start dating other people.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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