ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
The one thing I know about living in Vegas is the closest I'll ever come to being a father is singing the theme song from Full House to a garbage can while I eat an entire birthday cake.
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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