i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
I'm currently witnessing my drunk neighbor attempting to fold laundry on his front lawn. I think he's trying to spell out HELP.
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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