I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
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I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
I seriously don't understand how you keep getting laid.
Because I'm like the spider of false hope. I spin elaborate tales and snare them in my web of utter disappointment. They soon realize their mistake, but by then it's too late.
just found out that she named her cat after me.
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He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
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