i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
We got so high we made milksteak
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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