i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
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This guy just came in and told me how he bought a clock for his cat so his cat can know when he's coming home...
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
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Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
He said I looked like a ballsack and I tried to choke him out with my Ghostbusters pajama pants. Happy fucking Halloween.
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
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