Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
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Church boner. Awkwardddd
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
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I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
I looked into this "it's just lunch" matchmaker thing and it was like 5 grand. If I'm gonna spend five grand I'll throw in another three and get new tits and find my own fucking husband.
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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