Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
She just came to my house, with puke in her hair, to wake up my dad and scream "happy fathers day you DILF!" at the top of her lungs
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
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