He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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