Pappa wants mamma naked
Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
I don't believe in a God but I'm almost positive I just shit out the devil.
I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
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