No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
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Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
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Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
Hypothetically speaking...if I was arrested in Wisconsin, say Kenosha county, would you post my bail all the way from Oregon? If yes, will you also accept my collect call in t-minus 13 hours?
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
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