I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
Somewhere in the night I send my Dad a text stating "YOU failed as a parent"
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
And I'm still awake, and you left me. Like the guy on Jurassic Park, that jumped out of the car expecting me to save myself while there is a man eating T-rex ready to tear my ass apart except theres a mathematician and paleontologist there to save me because they are bad asses.
Please come collect your inebriated significant other. He just sleep-farted and scared my cats. Please hurry.
you scattered cereal all over the floor so you could "re-trace your steps and figure out what happened." 20 min later you yelled about the mess and let the dog in to clean it up. 5 min after that you screamed since the cereal was gone. you suspected me and locked me in the bathroom so i could "think about what i'd done"
and you bit everyone who tried to let me out. no more tequila for you. EVER.
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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