She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
that is very illegal...i love you.
She was gone when I unblacked out, but she had nailed her panties to the wall and wrote “Colleen’s Dick”with a sharpie on the wall. No idea where she got a hammer and nail
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
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