Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
do herpes really smell.
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
I'm taking the day off so I can get drunk at Whole Foods before noon
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
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