one might say we're banned from that church
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
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I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
I feel compelled to tell you that I woke up this morning and found an entire corn on the cob in my purse. Ive decided not to question my drunken behavior anymore, and to just accept it as my lifestyle.
Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
I ate a pepperoni off of someone's floor last night. We need to talk.
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
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STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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