He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
shhh. i hid the ranch dip behind the rooster. don't tell anyone that way you can find it in the morning and it won't be all eaten.
wrong number but thanks
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
My roommate just called. He's in Miami and has no idea how he got there. He also has a ticket to Buenos Aires that he can't explain. I figured you'd have the explanation.
When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
Damn why is there no horse blowjob emoji?
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
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