i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
I have bruises covered in glitter and someone just asked me if I realized I'm bleeding from both ears. This is awkward.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
We passed out in his car so I had to find a way to inconspiciously make my walk of shame back inside to go get my shit. To make things more difficult I had no pants and the whole neighborhood was awake
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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