What a fucking waste of an outfit
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
she said she didn't want to sleep with me again because I wasnt a generous lover. I ignored her slight moustache, didnt i? i think thats pretty damn generous
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
Just tried to use the bottle of Sprite in my car as mouthwash to get the taste of puke out of my mouth- it's half vodka. Puked again. Thanks man.
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
You put on some guys Birkenstocks that were abandoned on the dance floor overtop of your flats. Then ran out of the bar high gives the bouncer and said "look at my new kicks" then he was like woah wait a minute someone is missing those and made you return them. You were very upset
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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