I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.
They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
Thing I said while arguing: I want to be single again so that I can have pizza and dick rained down upon me.
Pulling out all the stops on being a lady.
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
Oh. My. God. It is NOT okay to drink Johnny Walker when there is no Jameson. My skull is eating my brain.
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