Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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