i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
I woke up with spaghetti in my mouth
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
as soon as I walked into work this morning, my boss called me out on my hangover, patted me on the back and said I'm getting time an a half for even showing up. Did I really look that bad this morning?
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
I learned a valuable lesson about combining day drinking with malt liquor: you may think you have super powers, but that's just the Steel Reserve talking.
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
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