As of this morning, vodka still has the other side of my BFF necklace. She treats me right.
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
I just used my AAA membership to fix a strippers flat tire in return for a lapdance...does that make me a bad person?
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
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